Q: Why do dogs bury bones in the ground?
A: Because you can't bury them in trees!
Q: Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
A: Because it's not polite to talk back to your paw!
Q: Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
A: He was trying to make both ends meet!
Love and Marriage
Married life is full of excitement and frustration:
*In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens.
*In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens.
*In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen.
The Workday World
After all is said and done, usually more is said than done.
Afternoon: that part of the day we spend worrying about how we wasted the morning.
All I ask is the chance to prove that money cannot make me happy.
PLEASE KNOW THAT
EACH ONE OF YOU IS BEAUTIFUL
LOVEABLE
A GREAT GIFT TO ALL OF LIFE
HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY
Have a great laugh with this video!
3 comments:
Thank you Joseph ~
It is a joy to be a Mom but pain can also be a part of being a mom as well. Your thoughtfulness means so much!
I woke up this morning thinking about you and praying for you, your family, and my brother, the mayor, and his family...
Being a parent is like having your heart out walking around.
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