For the kid in you
Q: Why do dogs bury bones in the ground?
A: Because you can't bury them in trees!
Q: Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
A: Because it's not polite to talk back to your paw!
Q: Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
A: He was trying to make both ends meet!
Love and Marriage
Married life is full of excitement and frustration:
*In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens.
*In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens.
*In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen.
The Workday World
After all is said and done, usually more is said than done.
Afternoon: that part of the day we spend worrying about how we wasted the morning.
All I ask is the chance to prove that money cannot make me happy.
PLEASE KNOW THAT
EACH ONE OF YOU IS BEAUTIFUL
A GREAT GIFT TO ALL OF LIFE
HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY
Have a great laugh with this video!