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Showing posts with label humor. Show all posts
Showing posts with label humor. Show all posts

Sunday, May 11, 2008

HOW ABOUT A GOOD LAUGH--- CHECK OUT AHAJOKES.COM

For the kid in you

Q: Why do dogs bury bones in the ground?
A: Because you can't bury them in trees!

Q: Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
A: Because it's not polite to talk back to your paw!

Q: Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
A: He was trying to make both ends meet!


Love and Marriage
Married life is full of excitement and frustration:
*In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens.
*In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens.
*In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen.











The Workday World
After all is said and done, usually more is said than done.
Afternoon: that part of the day we spend worrying about how we wasted the morning.
All I ask is the chance to prove that money cannot make me happy.


PLEASE KNOW THAT
EACH ONE OF YOU IS BEAUTIFUL
LOVEABLE
A GREAT GIFT TO ALL OF LIFE



HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY


Have a great laugh with this video!